Getting Naked – Just in Time for Valentine’s Day

So we have to confess, we haven’t actually tried any of the varietals from the Washington and Oregon winemaker, Naked Wineries.  With names like Dominatrix, Tease, Escort and Missionary, we sure aren’t bringing a bottle to our next book club meeting.  Reviews online are mixed, but the 2003 Penetration Cabernet, pictured above, scores a rating of 87 with an average retail price of $28. 

American Winery describes the "orgasmically grown" varietal as having  "…intense concentration with a huge extract…Penetration is always satisfying…" 

Ummmmm…we’ll have what she’s having.